Henry Groom

Henry Groom is a teenage wiz,
He's a 'bif-baf-bof', he's a 'plink plink fizz';
The world's an oyster and the oyster's his,
Henry Groom, the teenage wiz.

Henry Groom is a 'high-tech' lad,
With a 'high-tech' mum, and a 'high-tech' dad,
If wealth is good then life's not bad,
For Henry Groom, the 'high-tech' lad.

Henry Groom has a mobile phone,
For whenever he's away from home;
He can call the world when he's all alone,
Henry Groom has a mobile phone.

Henry Groom relaxing: Om.
E-mail, voice mail, Wiz.com,
CD-Writer, BIOS, ROM.
Henry Groom relaxing: Om.

Henry Groom is a trouble shooter,
A six-disk toting virus booter,
A Gucci tie and Versace suiter,
Henry Groom is a trouble shooter.

If your systems crash and you have no clue,
What the problem is, or what to do,
Then Henry Groom is the boy for you,
If your systems crash and you have no clue.

Network, Server, JavaScript,
I've got his mobile number but I keep tight lipped,
His suits are smart but his jeans are ripped,
Network, Server, JavaScript.

Henry Groom is a real cool cat,
With his config.sys and his dosstart.bat,
He bluffs a bit but we all do that,
Henry Groom is a real cool cat.

With his laptop, floppy and CD-ROM,
No one knows where he's coming from,
He'll fix your crashes with such aplomb,
With his laptop, floppy and CD-ROM.

He lives in a vast converted loft.
Heretic, Doom and Lara Croft -
Compared to Henry Groom - are soft,
In his hard and vast converted loft.

Lara Croft and Henry Groom,
Are going to be married soon,
On a virtual, sunny afternoon,
Lara Croft and Henry Groom.

They'll have cyber kids and a cyber pet,
On-line banking, on-line debt,
They'll keep in touch on the Internet,
With their cyber kids and their cyber pet.

Henry Groom is a teenage wiz,
He's a 'bif-baf-bof', he's a 'plink plink fizz';
The world's an oyster and the oyster's his,
Henry Groom, the teenage wiz.